Have you ever had one of those days where you just wake up feeling awful? Yeah, first off, my acid reflux is acting up pretty badly, causing me severe pain and burps that smell like ass. I also have a splitting headache and what I believe is a lady bug in my nose... No I'm not kidding. This place is infested. Anyway, I feel really bad this morning. I think I should lie down.

I just got a call from someone at the Job Corps that I signed for. I am required to be there at least a year and I leave on the 17th of this month. This leaves me very little time to prepare. To tell you the truth, I'm not ready for this, but I have no other choice. I'll only be allowed home on the weekends but not until the first 30 days are up. During those first 30 days, I am required to stay on campus and not leave until those days are up. So again, you may not hear from me much after the 17th for a while. I just figured you all should know. And has decided that he needs to join too, so he asked those people if they can help him and they said he needs to talk to a counselor and when he does, he's free to leave at any time, should he pass any test they have to provide.

Apparently, I'm not gonna finish the first comic for the account anytime soon... But I'm almost finished. I just don't get why it's taken me so long. It's not like I have a life or anything. Anyway, once I've finished which should (being the key word) be finished by the end of the week. If not, then blame ThatGuyWithTheGlasses. Because I watch videos there and when I do, I'm there for a long time.

I totally forgot yesterday was Halloween until the last second, thanks to barging into my room and bashing pot lids together. That guy can be the biggest kid on the face of the earth when he has the chance. I was planning to have a Halloween picture up. Oh well. So, did everyone enjoy Halloween? I did, and I have the bumps, bruises, and wet pants to prove it......

~bornatearlyage made this strange "Random Quiz" and begged me to post it on my journal because he swears that more people will read. This is untrue as less people read my journal than his... Which is strange since I have more watchers, but I digress. Can we get this over with?

Question #1- How awesome am I? (Yes I know he did this question when he first did the quiz, stfu!)
A. Very
B. Very Very
C. Both A&B
D. All of the Above.

Question #2- If you had a chance to go to the future to meet yourself and the family that you would have, what pair of pants would you bring?
A. The Blue Ones
B. The Black Ones
C. The Red Ones
D. WTF? Pants?

Question #3- Pineapples?
A. Rock
B. Rock Harder Than That!
C. That thing that SpongeBob lives in.
D. The guy asking these questions is obviously on some kind of addictive substance.

Question #4- If we were married and grew old together on an old Kansas farm, how many days are there in February?
A. 28
B. Definitely 28
C. Definitely 28 unless it's a leap year
D. These questions are stupid. You're stupid. Go away, you awful awful man.

Question #5- THERE HE IS! THE IBLIS TRIGGER!
A. Oh shit!
B. Holy fuck!
C. You play WAY too many video games, dude.
D.

Question #6- Shooby flooby dooby doo. Flubby wubby flooby poo?
A. Asparagus
B. Water Hose
C. Fire
D. Meatloaf

Question #7- This is Question #7
A. I can count, dumbass
B. No it's not. It's a statement
C. C is not here right now, please leave a message after the beep.
D. is the king of the world! I will gladly give him money! And a sammich!

Question #8- If you mated a bull dog and a shih tzu, would it be called a bullshit?
A. Yes
B. Probably
C. No
D. THAT WOULD BE THE COOLEST FUCKING DOG ON THE ENTIRE DAMN PLANET!

Question #9- When trying on clothing from the closet that feels tight why does a woman assume she has gained weight while men assume the clothing has shrunk?
A. Men and women are complex creatures and cannot be explained through a simple multiple choice question
B. Obviously, the man KNOWS she is fat but refuses to acknowledge this fact for simple fear of the woman and the chance that she may kick him in the testicular region.
C. Obviously, the clothing has shrunk but the woman must make the assumption that they have gained an amount of weight, thus making it tight, first only to annoy the man of the house.
D. HOLY COW! I SAW A BUTTERFLY! *tries to catch butterfly*

Question #10- The red wire or the blue wire?
A. Red
B. Blue
C. Neither, the green wire is the logical choice
D. *still chasing that damned butterfly*

Question #11- Why do all the moons of all the other planets have a name, and ours is just plain "Moon"?
A. That's actually a pretty good question.
B. Scientists began naming moons after OUR moon was already named "Moon."
C. Because God said so, bitch.
D. *still chasing that butterfly*

Question #12- If Noah put two of EVERY animal on the ark, why didn't he swat those two mosquitoes?
A. Well, they weren't on the boat. They can fly. For like, days.
B. Maybe he didn't notice
C. He was too busy killing the unicorns
D. FUCK! That's a legitimate question! You should be the damned president or something! You fuckin' moron.

Question #13- THE COLOR OF THE PEN THAT I HOLD IN MY HAND IS RRRRRRRRRRRRROYAL BLUE! WRITE IT! WRITE IT OR I'LL BREAK IT OFF! THE PEN IS BLUE! THE PEN IS BLUE! THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!
A. WTF o_O
B. Jim Carrey. Liar Liar. Funny Movie.
C. Speaking of that, how'd he write that word so clearly on his forehead, despite not having a mirror to make sure he did it right?
73. "Penis" You said it three times.

Question #14- Are you now aware that I'm VERY immature?
A. Yeah, kinda
B. Nah, really? I didn't notice!
C. You are a fucking dipshit
D. AN ASS COULD EITHER BE AN ANIMAL OR YOUR BUTT! EITHER WAY! YOU CAN SIT ON IT!

Question #15- ARE YOU HAPPY THAT WE'RE DONE NOW!?
A. Yes, I'm very happy!
B. No, I wish to continue!
C. I'm fine either way.
D. STILL chasing that son of a bitch butterfly!



Sense ~bornatearlyage made the quiz... you can give him your answers either on his page or on this journal entry. Either way, I'm sure you'll know what the answers are pretty easily.